So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
worst night to have a conscience
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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