Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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