im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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