I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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