I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
the day after is always just damage control
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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