i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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