i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
