He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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