I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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