if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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