she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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