windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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