I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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