i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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