Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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