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I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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