I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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