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Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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