Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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