yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I am spending my child support on dildos
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
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