are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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