you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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