it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I would ride that face into the sunset
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
