My brain says no but my pants say off.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I need moral support for this bender
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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