I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
everyone is single if you try hard enough
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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