They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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