is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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