it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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