Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
The air taste purple.
Randomize
