are you still at the devil's house?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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