dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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