just come out here and I will go home with you...
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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