Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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