Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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