I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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