nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
