I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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