Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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