Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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