Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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