Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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