He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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