Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I understand Curling. That high.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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