I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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