Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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