I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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