no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Vodka?
Forever.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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