somebody snuck up and got me drunk
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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