Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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