Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
dude. I can hear the air.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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