People with herpes should wear stickers.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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